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Hable con Dios 24/3/07 | comments

A quién no le dio ganas de hablar con Dios alguna vez? A mí sí. Y lo encontré. Y es un cagón.

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm not a child.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT a child.
Me:
Funny man.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Sure. How are you doing ?
God:
OK let's do it. Excuse me! I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Fine, fine
God:
I am glad to hear it. Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Not really, just chat
God:
Oh really? I am talking to you.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
Like a dwarf in a robot suit, really
God:
Interesting comparison. For real.
Me:
And who is the best robot for you ?
God:
I don't have a favorite robot for me. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
You're so random, god.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am random god.
Me:
And ?
God:
But...
Me:
But what ?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Perfect.


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